Final Ranking of the Super Bowl Ads

Best Ad
Budweiser, featuring dog training Clydesdale to Rocky music, 10 out of 10.

Second Best Ads
Bridgestone ad featuring screaming animals. Funny. 9 out of 10.
Doritos featuring a mouse beating up a guy for setting up a mouse trap, 9 out of 10.

Decent Ads
Bud Light with fire breathing, 8 out of 10.
Pepsi Stuff with Justin Timberlake. Not bad, 8 out of 10.
Walt Disney movie, Wall-E with the characters of Toy Story introducing the new character, 8 out of 10.
Sony Pictures movie, You Don't Mess with the Zohan with Adam Sandler, 8 out of 10.
Bud Light, Will Farrell as Jackie Moon from Semi-Pro. Funny, 8 out of 10.
Ben Roesthlisberger singing for American Idol, 8 out of 10. It was actually funny.
NFL ad featuring the Impossible Dream story of Chester Pitts, 7.5 out of 10.

7 out of 10
Audi ad spoofing The Godfather is 7 out of 10.
Diet Pepsi Max with Joe Buck and the head bobbing, I'll give it a 7 out of 10.
iTunes ad featuring unknown singer. Decent. 7 out of 10.
Leatherheads, 7 out of 10.
T-mobile ad with Charles Barkley and Dwayne Wade, 7 out of 10.
NFL Network ad with predictions from five months ago, 7 out of 10.
New Line movie, Semi-Pro featuring Will Farell, 7 out of 10.
Bud Light with Cavemen, 7 out of 10.
E-Trade with talking baby, 7 out of 10.
Fox Pictures movie, Jumper (featuring the lovely Rachel Bilson), 7 out of 10.
Coke with Underdog and Stewie balloons fighting over Coke balloon only to see Charlie Brown take it, 7 out of 10.
Coke ad with Republican Bill Frist and Democrat James Carville coming together, 7 out of 10.
Victoria's Secret with Adriana Lima holding a football, 10 out of 10 for Adriana, 7 out of 10 for the ad.

Average Ads
Bud Light with the TV inside a big cheese, 6 out of 10.
FedEx ad featuring large carrier pigeons, 6 out of 10.
Movie ad for Wanted, looks good. 6 out of 10.
Paramount movie Iron Man, 6 out of 10.
Toyota Corolla with badgers, 6 out of 10.
Icebreakers Ice Cube gum with Carmen Electra, 6 out of 10.
Bud Light, "I can fly... no we can't", 6 out of 10.
Sunsilk with Marilyn Monroe, Shakira and Madonna, 6 out of 10.
Gatorade, Man's Best Friend, 6 out of 10.
E-Trade, Talking Baby II, cute before now just not that cute. 6 out of 10.
Amp with a mechanic putting clamps on his nipples, 6 out of 10.
Gatorade G2 featuring Derek Jeter, 5 out of 10.
Bud Light, picking up women, 5 out of 10.
Fit/United Way featuring Tom Brady, 5 out of 10.

Poor Ads
Dell computer ad with "Save Lives", 4 out of 10.
Life Water featuring lizards dancing with Naomi Campbell, 4 out of 10.
Walt Disney movie, Chronicles of Narnia, Prince Caspian, 4 out of 10.
Anti-Drug ad, 4 out of 10.
Cars.com with Witch Doctor shrinking heads, 4 out of 10
Hyundai Genesis, 4 out of 10.
Hyundai Genesis sucking up to USA Today's Ad Meter, 4 out of 10.
Salegenie.com, 3 out of 10 and stereotyping Indians. What is Salesgenie doing?
GoDaddy.com ad with Danica Patrick. 3 out of 10.
Garmin GPS with Napoleon, 3 out of 10.
Claritin with NASCAR driver Carl Edwards, 3 out of 10.
Vitamin Water with Shaquille O'Neal, 3 out of 10.
Taco Bell Fiesta Platters, 3 out of 10.
Career Builder.com, 2 out of 10.
Zantac for heartburn, 2 out of 10.

Bad Ads
Tide to go ad featuring the Talking Stain. Annoying. 1 out of 10.
Planters cashew finding unattractive women alluring, 1 out of 10. Poorly done.
GMC Yukon Hybrid, 0 out of 10.

WORST AD BY FAR
Salesgenie.com with PANDAS SPEAKING RACIST PIDGIN ENGLISH, minus 10 out of 10. BAD. HORRIBLE.

There will be protests over Salesgenie.